SHAMROCKS 'TEAM MATES'

2 JUN 2014 | BY GERRY MCCULLAGH

‘TEAM MATES’

WITH…

EOIN HORAN

Age: 30
Occupation: Electrician
Club: Ratoath, Co. Meath
Position: Corner Back

BEST TRAINER…

Philly Doyle……Gives it everything in training to be fair…doesn’t mind havin a word if something needs to be said either!!

WORST TRAINER…

Rashers…..Loves Running!!..Any sign of a lap you’ll find that man in the goal-mouth pretending he’s doing goalkeeping drills…has it down to a tee!!

MOST SKILLFUL…

Gerry McCullagh….I think the G-Man might have even dummy solo’d himself one day……Tekkkeeerrs!!!

FASTEST…

Karl Keenan…Over the first half a yard he’s head and shoulders above everyone else…Lethal!!!

SLOWEST…

Karl Keenan….Unfortunately once he’s got the first half yard under his belt its all downhill after that!!

THE JOKER…

Pip Shiel…..For his Saturday nite snapchats alone he deserves the award

MOST INTELLIGENT…

Even though he’s not here this year, the award still has to go to Lorcan ‘Pops’ Grall…Genius is an understatement!!

LEAST INTELLIGENT…

Is Darren ‘Chips’ Drummond really a Quantity Surveyor??? I still cant get my head around that!!

WORST DRESS SENSE…

Shakes wins this award by a country mile…Refer to facebook to see his latest fotoshoot in New York…That jumper is absolutely Atrocious!!!!

AND FINALLY…

WHO’S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER?

I think a couple of the new lads could be in contention…Say no more…;)