‘TEAM MATES’

WITH…

Seamus ‘Shakes’ (Daddy) Kane

Age: “A fresh” 32
Occupation: Carpenter/Ceiling Fixer
Club: Aodh Ruadh, Co. Donegal
Position: Centre-forward/Full-forward

BEST TRAINER…

Richie Nevin, he’s a machine.

WORST TRAINER…

Karl Keenan (Ernie). Lethal man for the stretches.

MOST SKILLFUL…

Easily be myself! Gmc (Ger McCullagh) has a lovely solo dummy I must say.

FASTEST…

Sean lynch is quick and Jason Gavy.

SLOWEST…

Chris Hayes. Them long legs should be quicker.

THE JOKER…

I don’t mind a few laughs at training myself, anything to get attention lol!

MOST INTELLIGENT…

Would say Big T (Tom McPheilim) but he’s retired. So ill go with Gavin Donaghy, just because of them glasses he wears.

LEAST INTELLIGENT…

Philly Doyle. F*ck me he’s dumb.

WORST DRESS SENSE…

Eoin Horan. Them skinny white jeans are something Victoria Beckham would wear.

AND FINALLY…

WHO’S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER?

Richie Nevin. He’s too busy going around, looking for shampoo off every man to even wash his little tit.