To celebrate the return of long lost Sham Mark ‘Gaff’ Griffin to Perth later this week, we caught up with the controversial Limerick man to give his thoughts on the current crop of Men’s footballer’s…

‘TEAM MATES’

WITH…

Mark ‘Gaff’ Griffin

Age: 30
Occupation: Fitter
Club: St. Senans, Co. Limerick
Position: Sideline. I was USELESS but very honest, even with myself.

BEST TRAINER…

Brian “I’ll eventually come good” Dempsey

WORST TRAINER…

Karl Keenan. Eats too many biscuits

MOST SKILLFUL…

Shakes, but you would want a muzzle for him

FASTEST…

Bishop with hair and no belly

SLOWEST…

Brian Conway. I’ve seen buses turn quicker than him

THE JOKER…

Philip ‘Pip’ Sheil. His laugh alone says it all

MOST INTELLIGENT…

Kevin Boyle. Book smart though

LEAST INTELLIGENT…

I could go on all day, but the award goes to Stevie Nevin

WORST DRESS SENSE…

Shane Duffy. Seen better dressed homeless people

AND FINALLY…
WHO’S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER?

Diarmuid Flanagan-when he was over the ladies team!